谚语新编

谚语新编

谚语新编新语丝读书论坛http://www.xys.org/cgi-bin/mainpage.pl送交者: 方舟子 于 April 01, 2002 03:26:24:Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.One should love animals. They are so tasty.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind everyunsuccessful man, there are two.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats causechildren."Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning."Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? ""Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.When two's company, three's the result!A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises withoutrestricting the view.